KULI

(This is written in ‘Manglish’, or Malayalam SMS language,as per request of some of my friends.)

: Veluppan kaalathu thanutha vellathil kulikkuka, O piney, angerkku* anganeyellam parayaam, pravarthikendathu njaan alle. :

(* e angeru ennu paranjaal, pothu arivillekayi parayaam, ente Health tourism sir aanu, Jayamani sir, kerala University Financial Officer.)

“ Enthoru thanuppu, pandaaram.”

(Athey ithu veluppan kaalam onnum alla, pularnittu naazhika palathu kazhinju, samayam 8:15 aayi.)

: Chummathiriyada, ninnodarengillum ippo vallathum chodicho? Eda chodichonnu? :

(Thettidharikaruthu, kulimuriyil njan maathrame ullu, matte shabdam ente manasaane. Eppozhum inganeya enthengilum vilichu paranju kondirikkum, ulvili or something; for eg; embakkam…..)

: 1 cup vellam eduthittu pathukke 1 viral athilekku thazhthi nokkuka, appol athu paakam aayittundo ennariyan kazhiyum. Paakam aayittundengil, athava thanuppu lesham maariyittundengil pathukke athu ozhikkam,

Athey, njaan paachaka vidhi or recipe vistharichathonnum alla. e thanutha vellam dehathozhikkunna kalaparipaadi vishadeekarichathanu.

Angane ozhichu, che, athalla cup il ninnum vellam ozhichennu.

ho entammo enthoru thanuppu. Tharayillanu ozhichathu, athu therichu dehathu veezhumallo, thanuppinu oru kuravundakum appol. Payye payye dehathu oru cup ozhichu,
e stage valare sradhichu cheyyenda onnanu valare naalathe parisramamavum parisheelanavum ithinu aavashyam aanu, illengil thanuthu chathu pokum.

Angane aa difficult stage kazhinju, ini kuzhappam illa, pettennu thanne 2-3 cup vellam ozhichu, angane thanuppine tholpichu. “Aarogyam tharunna soap eduthu deham muzhuvan pathayil puthachu, Shahrukh khan kulikkuna soap innale theernu poyi, illengil athil puthachu kareenaye swapnam kaanamayirunnu.

Angane ninnapozhanu 1 phone, valyamma phone eduthu,landline aanu. :

“ Hellooo”
“ Aa undallo, avan kulikkukayaanu”

: O enikkanu, aaraakum?, aa entho. Ivanonnum vere 1 paniyum ille raavile aakumbo thudangum phone eduthu kuthaan. Maanyanmare nere kulikkanum sammathikoola.

(Dey, 15 minute aayi, niruthade ninte palli neerattu, ippo class thudangum)

: O shari shari, ormipichathinu nandi,(manasaanu) ivane kondu ingane kure gunam okke undu ketta :

Dress cheythu pettennu kazhikkanay chennu.

“ Aara valyamma vilichathu?”
“Entho, peru paranjilla, athalla enikku manasilakathe,nee undo ennu chodichu njan undennu paranju, pakshe nee kulikkukayaanu ennu paranjappo avan, sorry wrong number aayirikkum ennu paranju vechu kalanju.”